It's Quiz Time Again!

What's worth more?...most?

1. Justin Bieber's locks? (Hint: $40,688 )
2. Bin Laden's Beard?
3. Hank Paulson's Scalp?
4. Donald Trump's birth certificate?

It's Quiz Time!

What's the best way to raise oil prices?

a. Spill a bunch in the Gulf of Mexico. Oops.

b. Just do it.

c. Enjoy the benefits of a great nuclear disaster.

d. a and c

e. all of the above

Here's a hint: There are no wrong answers.

(Plutonium kun snagged from this great blog: http://spikejapan.wordpress.com/2011/04/17/after-the-earthquake-in-the-nuclear-village)

Men in Black

Magic Trick

Is the quarter in my
right hand,
left hand,
or neither?

Presidential Advice

Obama: I can help you reduce that accent.

Sarkozy: No sanks.

International Trade Negotiations

Obama: Trade ya Aleksandr Kerzhakov for McChrystal.
Medvedev: No deal.
Obama: Petraeus?
Medvedev: No.

Oh! Bamaboogie

1. Yes, it's a small boogie in my fingers. Just because my mouth is open doesn't mean what you think.
2. This boogie will be up for auction at the next climate summit meeting.
3. This boogie could feed a family of four flees in Fallujah.
4. It's not a boogie, it's the amount of change that will take place between now and the Summer Solstice.
5. Does anyone have a Kleenex?
6. UUUhhhhhhhOOOAum...

An old favorite...A guy is walking down the street snapping his fingers. A little boy says, "Hey mister, you've got a lot of rhythm." The man says, "It ain't rhythm...
"I got a buger
on my finger
and I can't
get it off."

James Arthur Ray's Got a Secret

I don't feel so good.