Thursday, February 25, 2010

Oh! Bamaboogie


  1. Yes, it's a small boogie in my fingers. Just because my mouth is open doesn't mean what you think.
  2. This boogie will be up for auction at the next climate summit meeting.
  3. This boogie could feed a family of four flees in Fallujah.
  4. It's not a boogie, it's the amount of change that will take place between now and the Summer Solstice.
  5. Does anyone have a Kleenex?
  6. UUUhhhhhhhOOOAum...

An old favorite...A guy is walking down the street snapping his fingers. A little boy says, "Hey mister, you've got a lot of rhythm." The man says, "It ain't rhythm...

"I got a buger
on my finger
and I can't
get it off."

Thursday, February 4, 2010